Feeling blue

I'm sat at home on a Saturday night feeling sorry for myself because I can't breathe through my nose, my throat hurts and Jaime has abandoned me to go drinking with his mates. Boo Hoo! I seem to have come down with a cold and have spent all day drinking cups of hot milk and honey, mushroom soup and copious amounts of tea in an attempt to sweat it out of my system! Ahchoo! I have done nothing all day but veg on the sofa watching episodes of Friends and Sex in the City and then a strange film called Sideways which was too focussed on wine tasting for my liking. Ahchoo! I am bored out of my head and utterly fed up so please send me some healing vibes to cheer me up! Good night and god bless! Ahchoo!